Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…
These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.
To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
- Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”
*Crying with laughter*
ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.
it started with a thought:
“what if Kankri has really amazing legs and looks super sexy in his seer jimjams?”
and now he’s suddenly using his wiles on some hapless guard in what looks a lot like medieval dungeon crawling shenanigans. (He rolled a twenty on seduction I guess?)
Mituna is being helpful, also everybody’s heads are different sizes.
freedom would never knock
And if it takes longer than 30 minutes, your freedom is free.
If you experience freedom lasting four hours or more, contact your physician immediately.
eagle sold separately
*Some restrictions apply.
batteries not included
limited time offer
side effects may include liberty and justice for all
BRO THERE IS NOTHING TO EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
my prayers have been answered. It is back.
What is wrong with me, I never reblogged this magnificent scene.
My sister and I were talking about OFF and all of the secret meanings it could hold and we came up with something
What if this is about the mom and dad fighting over whether or not they should “pull the plug” on Hugo who is deathly ill in a hospital.
Why under the cut
mulan dont give a shit
mulan has run out of fucks to give
Mulan no curr
Mulan: “Gurl had it coming.”
Mulan: ” One less bitch, to worry about “
Mulan: “Who’s next?”
Mulan: “Look at all that dishonor”
I’M LAUGHING TO HARD AT THIS OMG
wow i sure am thirsty for some apple beverage oh boy
I just lost my shit over this.
how pissed do yu think dave strider would be if bro brought this home from the store wen he asked for apple juice
that fucking post about sasuke’s protective arm socks is a serious game changer, man
because this undermines the basic premise that gave rise to an entire generation’s worth of highschool AU fanfiction and cosplay where sasuke was always like
when all along
he was a huge nerd
i love this